21 things…

A little bit of fun for the end of the week. This post was inspired by Erika at Tipsy Lit and Dawn at Tales from the Motherland.

May I present, 21 Things I Irrationally Hate.

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  1. Finding a stack of unwashed pans on my stove first thing in the morning, because I couldn’t be bothered to wash up the night before.
  2. Wearing gym clothes on most days, then pulling them on again because they are so comfy and I might just get to the gym later.
  3. Going without all the food that I really want to eat for 24 hours, and finding that I still can’t fit into my smart black trousers.
  4. Going to the fridge for a glass of crisply chilled, white wine and finding none, because I drank it yesterday then forgot to replace the bottle.
  5. Having to organise yet another family member’s birthday when they had one just a year ago.
  6. Starting a daily routine of visiting the gym, only to wake up after the first day aching so much that I cannot cope with moving, except to the fridge.
  7. Discovering that there is no chocolate in the house after I told my son that I was trying to consume less junk, so he ate it all for me.
  8. Not feeling rested when I wake up the morning after finishing that bottle of wine.
  9. Buttons. And collars. And having to wear anything tight or constricting.
  10. Not having enough hours in the day to pointlessly scroll through my numerous social media feeds.
  11. Matching the seemingly endless pairs of black socks from the clean laundry pile after black socks were discounted at the store and I bought everyone multipacks.
  12. Never having a thing to wear when I go out because I plan to lose weight rather than buy bigger clothes.
  13. Feeling too tired to read the book I am eager to get back to after spending my evening pointlessly scrolling through my numerous social media feeds.
  14. Always having to walk or cycle uphill to get home because we chose a house with a fabulous view and I dislike driving.
  15. Not seeing enough of my friends because I procrastinate instead of arranging to meet up.
  16. Ironing,
  17. Forgetting to complete that important task because I was too lazy to get up and add it to my list when asked.
  18. The shape of my legs, especially in gym clothes.
  19. Being the butt of the family joke, especially when I know I am in the wrong.
  20. Not having applied the wisdom gleaned from raising my three children while I was raising them.
  21. Feeling obliged to practice what I preach.

What would you put on your list of irrational hates?